THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY
A FACE THE WORLD
COULDN’T SCAN.
PROBABLY NOT.
FILE 001 / THE CAT THAT OPTED OUT
LOST BY
DESIGN.
found in a blue bag.
Some cats want to be famous.
This one cut three holes in a shopping bag
and disappeared from the algorithm.
100% cat. 0% assembly required.
EST. 2026 ✳ OFF THE RECORD
SUBJECT: IKEA ANONYMOUSTOUCH THINGS. THEY REMEMBER.A FACE THE WORLD
PROBABLY NOT.
PERSONAL STYLE / UNKNOWN PERSON
DRESS LIKE
NOBODY’S WATCHING.
THE ORIGINAL / BLUE BAG ENERGY✳ UNIDENTIFIEDIdentity is optional. A good fit isn’t.
01 / PICK YOUR PRINT
02 / PICK YOUR ATTITUDE
A little souvenir from a place that doesn’t exist.
2026 / THE ESCAPE PLAN
NO STRAIGHT LINES.
NO WAY BACK.
An adventure, not a price prediction.
Pick a stop. Follow the missing cat.
you are not
where they think.
where they think.